Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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