Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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