wanna go halves on a baby?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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