just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I need moral support for this bender
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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