Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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