Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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