btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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