white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.