I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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