I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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