im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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