Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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