His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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