I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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