it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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