Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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