I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Green mimosas i think yes
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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