i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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