Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
well you can't waste a boner
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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