I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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