So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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