Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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