I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
