reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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