He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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