You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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