whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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