Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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