im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize