How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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