Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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