Me too!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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