Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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