your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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