At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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