my soul wont recognize me after tonight
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
only you would photoshop your dick
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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