I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
sex in a hospital.. check
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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