did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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