worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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