How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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