Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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