you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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