I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
