I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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