Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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