her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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