no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra