People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?