We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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