Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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