Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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