I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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