I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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