she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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