entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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