thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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