At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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